I was arrested for cuttin' the heads off parking meters. I engaged in a exhibition of eatin' hard-boiled eggs - ate 50 of 'em! But I just got tired of being locked up. Started runnin' off. They always brung me back, tho. Til the last time, that ole man with no eyes just up and shot me right in the throat. Killed me dead, he did. Well, now, that's my story.